Breaking News

Something is happening over at JTylerblue.com.

Tom Drinkwater

PretendGeniusPress to steal the show and anything else laying around...

PretendGeniusPress will be one of the main players at the annual Small Press Book Fair held in the Washington D.C. area. Rumor has it that Sean Brijbasi, J. Tyler Blue, Josh Davis, and the Stereocean dancing girls (appropriately dressed) will be there in full force representing PretendGeniusPress on April 24th. The Obliterati will have embedders to bring you the full story with pictures and without.

Mergon Droodle

Everything must go

Only three two one none of the 25 hand-numbered and signed copies remain of the first edition of The London Silence. This is a special offer for pre-orders; delivery will not be for about two months.*

You'll travel many miles before you will ever get a chance to acquire such a rarie again, so don't let it slip. It's a long way to slip a rarie.

Julia Melloncamp

*You can still order signed un-numbered copies of the first edition (75 still available.) The second edition will follow immediately.

Letter from a Genuine Reader

Dear obLiterati

I wish to complain on behalf of concerned parents about the hidden messages embedded in your audio page. I have discovered that when different combinations of the first three items are emplayified simultaneously, they reveal messages to cult members to go out and massacre cartoon characters. I would like to offer my patented aluminium foil hood with premium-guage Perspex™ eyepieces for protection from evil influences through computer screens, if you would kindly allow me to advertise here.

(Note to Editor: please do not print my address.)

GalacticSlayer, 1204 Jalopy Flats, Parsipanny, N.J.

Review of a Review

This guy certainly knows his onions. He's been around the block a few times too, on a motorbike I wouldn't be surprised. Here, see for yourself: The Compulsive Reader review of Still Life in Motion.

Fergus Singh DeBleuys

Special Report

Barnaby Rutthlebone here, reporting live from nightclub 2Zoos. The commotion is very commotive here as I stand before a thong of women clamoring for...well I can't make out who it is. I can barely hear above the wild shriek-like sounds emanating from perfectly perky lips but I believe the DJ is making an announcement. My sources did tell me that J. Tyler Blue was making an appearance tonight and I fully expect him to appear from the giant cake in the middle of the dance floor. Wait, something's happening. The women are going crazy now. Completely berserk. I can't see. I can't verify if it is indeed J. Tyler Blue coming out of the cake. I've made my way to the front of the crowd now. Oh my! It's J. Tylue Blue and Bloog Mandrake. The thong of women here are chanting Blueg Blueg Blueg. It's pandemonium.

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Feelancer

Cerebralty Sightings

They walk by night, the undead pGpr authors with their hellhounds.

Letters

Dear pGpr,

you don't have many girl on your roster.

A Genuine Reader
Busted Flats, Baton Rouge

Children! not in front of the customers...

Smedley