Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Defasten this

"Moment-pulverising pretend genius fish" (Glumphoboo)

Review

James Browning Kepple & Kim Gorannson, Couplet

"Couplet is an ingenious object: two poets' respective collections printed back to back. Each poem is faced, not with a blank page, but with the other poet's upside-down poem. Hey, it saves paper." (Rambles.NET)

Ernestine Colcupisco

Thursday, December 06, 2007

The truth will enslave you


Writers write. Actors read. Audience listens. Everybody wins. Liars’ League is a monthly night of new short stories by rising authors, read by professional actors. With 90 minutes of fiction for only £3, literature as entertainment has never been so good. (Liars' League)

Sunday, December 02, 2007

a letter of hope and hopiness to the pretend genii out there

dear pretend genii,

we are pleased to announce that we (the s? group) have purchased pretend genius. there will be very few changes to the current operation. we will try to conglamerize (we looked it up) all aspects of the empire (pretend genius and write this). dead henry will remain as our editor and point of contact for all matters relating to the press. other changes are internal and will be transparent to our lovers. an obvious change will be featured pieces published on the pretend genius website. we promise that we shall make up for past, current, and future laziness by acting on impulse. puny horblechumpsker. our goal is to not drive this publishing house into the ground.

thank you.

Friday, November 30, 2007

we've been buyed

we've been buyed by the s? group, which will begin running the pretend genius empire starting december 2, 2007. the group will release a statement soon.

thank you,

soon to be former pretend genius president,

barry

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Eat our dust, Eggers

Short story prize for emerging literary talent

"The Willesden Herald short story prize, judged by Zadie Smith & open to all, is a cool £5000. No entry fee; submit by 12/21." (Maud Newton)

We taught us everything they knew

The Dead Walk Backwards by Steve Finbow

Peeling Oranges

Peeling Oranges

A novel [2007] by James Lawless, whose story "Jolt" is included in New Short Stories 1.

Interview with Willie Davis

The Urbanite magazine

"...his short story “Gather and Sing” was named one of the notable stories of the year by online literary magazine storySouth. [Included in the anthology Fish Drink Like Us]. In January 2007, his short story “Kid in a Well,” part of his novel The Darktown Strut, was the winner of the Willesden Short Story Prize. [Included in the anthology New Short Stories - 1]..."