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Magazine (New Zealand) reviews The London Silence and nothing will save you. These reviews are so touching they just make you want to start blurbing out loud.

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a new review of nothing will save you by dean strom here

Raymond Williams Prize 2005 shared by pG Author

LONDON Thursday October 13th: Arts Council England presented the £3,000 ($5,000) Raymond Williams Prize 2005 to the publishers of The Monkey's Typewriter (isbn 0953019551), an anthology that closes with a story by Stephen Moran.

Laila Lailami in Seattle

MoorishGirl: Reading: Seattle

"The second stop on my book tour for Hope and Other Dangerous Pursuits will be tonight, in beautiful Seattle. Here are the details:

Laila Lalami
Tuesday the 11th
7:30PM
Elliott Bay Book Co."

Pretend Genius and Bumbershoot, a winny combination...

Pretend Genius to make special appearance at Bumbershoot!!! September 2,3,4,5.

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hello? apparently we're big in dublin. deaddrunkdublin.com

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Details emerge from last week's murder of Norman Mailer

Internal documents obtained by Hysterical Porpoise suggest the killing of Norman Mailer was one of a number of options discussed by company executives in response to a diminishing bottom line. (More)

Norman Mailer's killer implicates pretendGenius Press

PORTLAND Ore.-- The man accused of killing Norman Mailer shouted to a crowded courtroom that he "(killed) him as a publicity stunt" for the book publishing company, pretendGenius Press. He also yelled "I am Matt Drudge". The self-admitted assassin, Chi Chi, a native Patagonian now of New York City, has served on pGp's board of directors since its founding in 2003. The prisoner was immediately hushed by his council and admonished by the judge. District Court Judge Thornton Meeler remanded Mr. Chi to psychiatric evaluation without a plea being entered.

In a statement read by PretendGenius Press Books Division spokesperson, Nathanial Lantz, pGp denied that any persons in its organization had prior knowlege of the gruesome execution of the famed literary figure. The statement reads in part "During the past several months we have been watching helplessly while Chi Chi has become increasingly erratic. The last few weeks his behavior had reached the dangerously unpredictable. We, as an organization, and as humanbeings, have taken great pains to encourage our former friend to seek help. [Let me be clear about this] In no way did pretendGenius have prior knowlege of, authorize, approve, or give express written permission to kill Norman Mailer."

The Dissociated Press has learned that on at least two occasions Mr. Chi documented his desire to kill Mr. Mailer. We have obtained an internal pGp memo dated April 20 and signed by Chi Chi that covers some particulars of the upcoming book festival and then states "On Sunday pretendGenius Press will kill Norman Mailer..." On a public bulletin board on April 21 he is attributed to have scribed "i will have a good time... right up to the point they arrest me for the useful and timely death of norman mailer". Phone calls to pGp have remained unanswered at the time this story went to press.

Eye witness accounts describe an agitated man, who, was asked on at least two occasions to remove his hat, possibly a fedora, but indignantly refused, was seated in the first row of the auditoreum at Portland's Keller Hall last Saturday where a near sellout crowd had gathered to hear Mr. Mailer. The suspect, apparently drunk, grew increasingly boorish as the evening drew on. The first speaker was Yuvi Zalkow of South East Portland who had placed first in a writing challenge sponsored by the Wordstock Book Event. While reading a selection from his winning entry the unfortunate Mr. Zalkow was heckled by the suspect. Receiving laughter from some in attendence appears to have emboldened the fedora wearing man and his catcalls became increasingly belligerant and obscure. Many of the witnesses have confirmed the phrase "I wrote bunnies" was strangely repeated.

The man was warned by security personnel that any further outbursts would cause him to be removed and he slumped into his chair until some forty five minutes later when Mr. Mailer had been speaking for twenty minutes he leaped onto the stage with a chair in his hands and used it to repeatedly beat the writer about the head and trunk. The horrified audience sat stunned and it was some moments before one unidentified woman wearing a white dress bravely crawled onto the proscenium to grasp the assassin around the ankle. At this moment the room went dark.

The electrical outage, apparently caused by a utility truck striking a power pole some blocks away, was unrelated to the murder. But one witness, Randy Quaard of Salem, described the scene as surreal, A murmer in the crowd indicated that most people weren't sure if what they had witnessed was real or theater. Some in the audience chanted for the lights to be turned on. The suspect apparently took advantage of this distraction to secrete Mr. Mailer away on the victim's own wheelchair through a rear exit and escape.

Police say he drove his car to the Rose Quarter Convention Center gaining entrance through an unlocked door on the loading dock and took the body to the display table pretendGenius Press had rented for the Book Festival. He posed the deceased body into various positions at this table and began taking photographs. The police report states he was able to take more than one hundred photos with a digital camera before they found him at this location approximately an hour after the murder. Mr Chi was reportedely crying but was arrested without incident.

Norman Kingsley Mailer was born January 31, 1923. It is open to argument whether Mr. Mailer was one of the major novelists of his generation, but he was certainly one of the greatest writers and was arguably the most singular literary figure of his generation.

Mr. Mailer, who was described by most to have appeared frail but forceful and, indeed, "in rare form", was heard to cry out even as the first blow fell, "Adele", a possible reference to the second wife he once famously stabbed with a penknife; though some report he cried "Adieu". Adele or adieu, these were the last words he is known to have spoken.

Reporter: Crystal Clear. Photograph: Amy Hayer

Review of The Muse and the Mechanism

From: PopMatters

"Now enter Josh Davis and Pretendgeniuspress, an independent publishing company along the lines of City Lights and Sylvia Beach's legendary Shakespeare & Company, who gambled by publishing The Muse and The Mechanism in a time when thoughtful, even artful, literature has become increasingly marginalized. In The Muse and The Mechanism, Davis proves an exceptional prose stylist by alternating Hemingway-esque simplicity with Joycean beauty; although his prose manages to rise to great heights, the dichotomy of his simplicity/poetics never lowers itself to artificiality or contrivances, and he somehow, miraculously, avoids slipping into that dreaded state of pretentiousness...

"The Muse and the Mechanism excels at extolling the meandering nature of this generation; we are all rolling forward, often constantly wandering into the unknown, armed only with the hindsight of past failures and embarrassments. Our will to overcome our seemingly inherent lack of motivation vaguely lifts us and propels us forward, and it is that dichotomy -- the desire to do nothing and everything -- that Josh Davis, unlike his contemporaries, who seem to fall short, masterfully displays."

Left of Center bookstore, Chicago

From: TimeOut

Arlene Levy doesn't like singling out a particular book or author as her favorite. Which is odd, considering the nickname she's given herself.

"I'm the Book Bitch," she says, chuckling. "I tell you what to read."

[...]

"When asked what she's read lately, Levy walks straight to the B's and pulls out Still Life in Motion by Sean Brijbasi."

Is that allowed under the Patriot Act? Watch that woman.

Reviews of The London Silence

From: AttackingtheDemi-Puppets

"Stephen Moran gives an atmospheric sense of both Ireland and London, showing a continuity with great Irish story writers of the past, in that the world since, as Moran portrays it-- aged, dingy, and impoverished-- hasn't changed all that much."

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From: LauraHird.com

"All in all, both ‘The London Silence’ and Pretend Genius Press come with my sincerest recommendation. " (Neil Ayres)

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