by Leonardo Smee
obLiterati embedder
Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2004
J. Tyler Blue and Stephen Moran were spotted at Jerc Khikcen's Soul Shack on the corner of 23rd and Vestibule St. in Plimptom, South Carolina. When approached by this reporter, inquiring about their forthcoming books, J. Tyler Blue passed out on the floor and Stephen Moran tumbled over a table of pig's feet.
"I'd like to say that they came here for the pig's feet, but they didn't eat nothin'", Purly Winstroop owner of Jerc Khikcen's Soul Shack stated.
Calls made to Banfield Smedly, spokesman for PretendGeniusPress have not been returned, but a source close to the situation told the obLiterati that the two authors were either doing research in that part of the country or that their bodies had been taken over by alien children. Alien children, we were told, that are not of legal drinking age.
