DWW: Electric Acorn Bloomsday Special
The Wholly Officious
(After The Holy Office, by James Joyce)
Myself unto myself will give
This name, Lord Justice Purgative
Shortly after he died, Joyce said that Stephen Moran had "... the true comic spirit. He's like an unholy trinity made out of Gogarty, Beckett and that O'Brien fellow - another Finglas bowsy."
Phillipa Panshi
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Friday, June 11, 2004
Mikhail Gorbachev issues apology to Sean Brijbasi
Mikhail Gorbachev called author Sean Brijbasi yesterday to apologize for not showing up at his launch party/book signing event due to foreseen reasons. Brijbasi said the conversation was cordial but that his office would no longer be taking calls from Mr. Gorbachev asking for free tickets to any future signings or readings. Gorbachev arrived in Washington D.C. earlier this week and is staying at a hotel above the restaurant that Brijbasi's launch party and book signing took place.
"I have a responsibility to those who don't have foreseen reasons", Brijbasi was quoted as saying. "I mean, what's the problem here? Is it me or is calamity a word?"
When asked if he had met with Gorbachev, Brijbasi gave a terse "what since then don't you sound, huh?"
The launch party/book signing event was an overwhelming success for Brijbasi with hordes, hordes of people filling the stadium. Sixty thousand people.
The Kremlin could not be reached for comment.
Mergon Droodle
"I have a responsibility to those who don't have foreseen reasons", Brijbasi was quoted as saying. "I mean, what's the problem here? Is it me or is calamity a word?"
When asked if he had met with Gorbachev, Brijbasi gave a terse "what since then don't you sound, huh?"
The launch party/book signing event was an overwhelming success for Brijbasi with hordes, hordes of people filling the stadium. Sixty thousand people.
The Kremlin could not be reached for comment.
Mergon Droodle
Saturday, June 05, 2004
Believers Against Filth
A special book-burning service will be held in Columbine Memorial car park this Sunday, during which the congregation will be encouraged to bring PretendGenius filth and any other obscene publications for the bonfire.
PretendGenius is offering a special discount on filthy books from their purulent catalog of degeneracy. 10% off all prices for members of the Columbine Memorial Car Park Bonfires Loyal Order of Water Rhinos for Saints Bridget, Macaroni and Cornholio.
Other faith-based groups in need of filth for burning are invited to apply for volume discounts. We have a never-ending supply of home-grown and imported filth. No job too big or too small. Free quotes.
Marketing Dept.
PretendGenius is offering a special discount on filthy books from their purulent catalog of degeneracy. 10% off all prices for members of the Columbine Memorial Car Park Bonfires Loyal Order of Water Rhinos for Saints Bridget, Macaroni and Cornholio.
Other faith-based groups in need of filth for burning are invited to apply for volume discounts. We have a never-ending supply of home-grown and imported filth. No job too big or too small. Free quotes.
Marketing Dept.
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