A special book-burning service will be held in Columbine Memorial car park this Sunday, during which the congregation will be encouraged to bring PretendGenius filth and any other obscene publications for the bonfire.
PretendGenius is offering a special discount on filthy books from their purulent catalog of degeneracy. 10% off all prices for members of the Columbine Memorial Car Park Bonfires Loyal Order of Water Rhinos for Saints Bridget, Macaroni and Cornholio.
Other faith-based groups in need of filth for burning are invited to apply for volume discounts. We have a never-ending supply of home-grown and imported filth. No job too big or too small. Free quotes.
Marketing Dept.
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