Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Conspiracy Against PretendGeniusPress?

As was reported before this journal's existence, there has been strong evidence of a conspiracy against PretendGeniusPress. From the blowing up of their facilities in the Faeroe Islands that housed most of their pseudonyms to the recent compromising (but unsubstantiated) reports that they edit their work. And now this from Poets and Writers Magazine. A typo and a misplacement. As you'll see in documents obtained by The Obliterati the word 'genius' is spelled 'genuis' by Poets and Writers Magazine. Surely a slap in the face to these fearless publishers and an indication that PretendGeniusPress is shaking up the publishing world. Not to mention the neutering of deftly crafted copy by one of PretendGeniusPress' sublimest minds. Poets and Writers? Where?

This reporter for one would like to call on all poets and writers to write to their congressperson or worthless government official and demand an investigation. This outrage must not stand.

Here: PretendGeniusPress in Poets and Writers

Mergon Droodle
Embedder in Training