Ms Houllebecqder, we have confirmed that Ms. Carter was riding Stephen's back like a little monkey at one of the Oscar parties. As a highly professional and dedicated actress, Ms. Carter was simply staying in character for the upcoming Planet of the Apes sequel "Love Monkey". Good sport that Stephen. And yes, your other roommate Ms. Sturmey-Archer did see Bryan E there as well. Not playing drinking games mind you, but trying to sell movie rights to his upcoming book. We're not sure if there were any takers, but we hear that he did get laid by one of the nominees for 'Best Extra in a Documentary Featuring Full Frontal Nudity'. Good show Bryan.

Ortwright Gerder
Obliterati Correspondent