Dear obLiterati
I wish to complain on behalf of concerned parents about the hidden messages embedded in your audio page. I have discovered that when different combinations of the first three items are emplayified simultaneously, they reveal messages to cult members to go out and massacre cartoon characters. I would like to offer my patented aluminium foil hood with premium-guage Perspex™ eyepieces for protection from evil influences through computer screens, if you would kindly allow me to advertise here.
(Note to Editor: please do not print my address.)
GalacticSlayer, 1204 Jalopy Flats, Parsipanny, N.J.
